“There are moments in life that the white-chocolate Magnum ice cream was invented for, and this is one of them.”
“Everything was chocolate ice cream and kisses and wind.”
“A good night sleep, or a ten minute bawl, or a pint of chocolate ice cream, or all three together, is good medicine.”
“Life is like an ice cream cone, you have to lick it one day at a time. ”
“Eliza got vanilla ice cream with butterscotch sauce, whipped cream, and a cherry. She asked me to get chocolate ice cream with hot fudge and marshmallows. This way, she explained, we could share without overlapping flavors. Except she was pretty goddamn stingy with hers. She only gave me one bite. Meanwhile I was supposed to let her eat half of mine.”
“White pants should be worn on two occasions:One, never.And two, if you're selling ice cream.”