“This is the last time I ever get a private detective off the internet.”
“No private detective looks like a private detective. That's one of the first rules of private detection.""But if no private detective looks like a private detective, how does a private detective know what it is he's supposed not to look like? Seems to me there's a problem there.”
“I am a private detective. I am paid to be inquisitive and presumptuous.”
“My favorite thing about the Internet is that you get to go into the private world of real creeps without having to smell them.”
“I am the last and highest court of appeal in detection.”
“I went to get a detective story. You have to kill time. But time will kill me too - and there´s the true, preestablished balance.”