“Why didn't I buy a new phone earlier? Why don't I always walk around with a spare phone? It should be the law, like having a spare tire.”
“He backed away from me, clutching the phone to his chest. “What?”“Gimme the phone,” I commanded, holding out my hand.His head dropped solemnly. “I am on a very important call.”“Yes, about me,” I said, reaching for it. “Now give it.”He shrank away and eyed the room anxiously. “Damn, I knew I should have kept a spare roll of duct tape somewhere.”
“Whoa, cowboy! I don't have phone sex on the first phone call.”
“A big, studly football jock like me? I got plenty of blood to spare. For you, I have anything to spare.”
“Everyone knows that if you buy chocolate with spare change, then the calories don't count.”
“Well, if I called the wrong number, why did you answer the phone?”