“Women need chocolate. It's a scientific fact.”
“It is a scientifically proven fact that all scientifically proven facts have originated from original and thereby unproven theories.”
“It's a scientific fact that if you stay in California you lose one point of your IQ every year.”
“man can not live on chocolate .... but women can”
“Scientific fashions last longer than women's fashions but not as long as men's”
“People cited violation of the First Amendment when a New Jersey schoolteacher asserted that evolution and the Big Bang are not scientific and that Noah's ark carried dinosaurs. This case is not about the need to separate church and state; it's about the need to separate ignorant, scientifically illiterate people from the ranks of teachers.”