“Wow. I've never been a VIP before. I've never even been a IP.”

“I've never felt so bereft and panicky. What do I do without my phone? How do I function? My hand keeps automatically reaching for my phone in its usual place in my pocket. Every instinct in me wants to text someone, 'OMG, I've lost my phone!' but how can do that without a bloody phone?”

“Suddenly I've had enough of all this. I've had enough of being made to feel insecure and paranoid and wondering what's going on”

“I've taken over the guest room wardrobe too- plus, I've arranged all my shoes on the bookshelves on the landing. (I put the books in boxes. No one ever read them. anyway.)”

“Of all the crap, crap, crappy nights I've ever had in the whole of my crap life. On a scale of one to 10, we're talking...a minus 6. And it's not like I even have very high standards.”

“You’ve gone back to the way you used to be before. The way you promised you’d never be again.”

“she is the only woman I've ever known who could make a man call.Ever”