“These appear to be random events, unrelated at this time, so, naturally they bear watching.”
“Most of us, even if only for two minutes in our lives, have experienced at some time or another an inexplicable and random sense of complete bliss, unrelated to anything that was happening in the outside world.”
“Fear has no brains; it is an idiot. The dismal witness that it bears and the cowardly counsel that it whispers are unrelated.”
“God is a random event, a nexus of pain and pleasure and making and breaking.”
“My grandmother got approved right before the law changed, so naturally she got grandfathered in. In related news, but completely unrelated, I was adopted.”
“The thoughts just before the event are like the fortune in the cookie. The fortune's as random as the thought.”