“Smell the cheese often so you know when it is getting old.”
“The quicker you let go of old cheese, the sooner you find new cheese.”
“I know why old people are so wrinkley, it's because they wash so often.”
“And you know that when the truth is told that you can get what you want or you can just get old.”
“You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.”
“Sixteen-year-old guys smell like deodorant and fast food. Then you turn seventeen and you get fresh.”