“anger is always fear in disguise”

“ …when writing, always hook the reader with your first sentence…in love, never settle…value yourself first and this will help you to value others…life is short, so enjoy it to the fullest…everyone in the world is different, and that’s ok…”

“Shared sorrow is lessened, shared joy is increased”

“...one of the secret masters of the world: a librarian. They control information. Don't ever p**s one off.”

“Sometimes I think I must have a Guardian Idiot. A little invisible spirit just behind my shoulder, looking out for me...only he's an imbecile.”

“If a person who indulges in gluttony is a glutton, and a person who commits a felony is a felon, then God is an iron.”

“Your diet must be about fifty-fifty, carrots and locoweed," Annie said softly.He froze."I can't figure out what in the name of God's labia majora you think you're doing...but I'm impressed by how well you're doing it in the dark. You must have eyes like a cat.”