“Librarians are the secret masters of the world. They control information. Don't ever piss one off. ”
“...one of the secret masters of the world: a librarian. They control information. Don't ever p**s one off.”
“Why was it librarians had such a prim image? With all the information available in books right there at their fingertips, librarians could be the best-informed people around. About anything.”
“Everyone seems to know more than I do, and being on the shallow end of the information pool is starting to piss me off.”
“Librarians are your very best friend. And don't ever think otherwise.”
“Smartass Disciple: Master, that guy’s teaching is somehow annoying me.Master of Stupidity: Only as long as you stay tuned for pissed-off channel.”