“A bird in The Strand is worth two in Shepherds Bush”
“A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush, unless it is the burning bush, in that case the value of your bird just went up!!”
“A bird in the hand was worth two in the bush, he told her, to which she retorted that a proverb was the last refuge of the mentally destitute.”
“There are two kinds of leaders, cowboys and Shepherds. Cowboys drive and Shepherds lead.”
“A funny little literary article in the hand is worth at least three Critiques of Pure Reason in the bush.”
“Between George W. Bush and Barack Obama, the US Constitution is no longer worth the paper it's written on.”