“Ignorance is not linear, it's exponential.”
“Dishonesty increases disorder exponentially. It's hard enough to communicate when you're telling the truth.”
“Relationships change even more than people. It's like two people changing. It's exponentially more volatile. Especially two teenagers.”
“Evolution isn't 'survival of the fittest,' for Christ's sake. In the long run, linearly, it's survival of the most prolific.”
“Actually, from a non-linear, non-subjective viewpoint, its more like a big ball of wibbly wobbly timey wimey...stuff.”
“Time is only linear for engineers and referees.”