“Woman, the child of so many tears shall never perish.”

“ Non in dialecticâ complacuit Deo salvum facere populum suum”

“It is idle to play the lyre for an ass.”

“If you have two shirts in your closet, one belongs to you and the other to the man with no shirt.”

“Redemption, n. Deliverance of sinners from the penalty of their sin through their murder of the deity against whom they sinned. The doctrine of Redemption is the fundamental mystery of our holy religions, and whoso believeth in it shall not perish, but have everlasting life in which to try to understand it.”

“So I say a name, even if self-bestowed, is better than a number. In the register of the potter's field I shall soon have both. What wealth!”

“Sweater, n. Garment worn by child when its mother is feeling chilly.”