“Inter faeces et urinam nascimur. (We are born between shit and piss.)”
“All neurotics, and many others besides, take exception to the fact that 'inter urinas et faeces nascimur.”
“‘Ozzy, is it true you got busted for pissing on the Alamo?’ he asked me.‘Yeah,’ I told him. ‘It’s true.’‘Shit, man,’ he said. ‘We piss on it every night on our way home.’”
“Pissing is the least of my talents. You ought to see me shit”
“People were made up of shit and piss and phlegm and bits and pieces of experience.”
“In the first years of our lives we learn how to shit, talk, walk, sleep, eat and, most importantly, how to royally piss off our parents.”