“Totally love Him who gave Himself totally out of love for you.”
“You totally love him. He's your widdle snookums.”
“I loved him. It was a painful realization - so painful that it took my breath away - discovering that I was totally in love with this man who would never love me back.”
“And it totally depresses me, but the ladies eat it up. They love my father's books and they love his cable-knit sweaters and they love his bleachy smile and orangey tan. And they have turned him into a bestseller and a total dick.”
“Love is such a complete and total crock.”