“Thank God for the things that I do not own.”
“Thankfully, God's plans do not seem to be affected much by my own.”
“I say thank God for government waste. If government is doing bad things, it's only the waste that prevents the harm from being greater.”
“Thank God I am not God! Thank God I am not God!”
“Thank God for books and music and things I can think about.”
“dear god, whose name i do not know. thank you for my life. i forgot... how BIG... thank you. thank you for my life.”