“Smells like homeless man's crotch. Not that I've ever been up close and personal with a homeless man's crotch, but...”
“Frankly, you're the most homeless person--emotionally--I ever met.”
“I've seen more intelligence in the crotch lice of harem whores.”
“I may be a homeless, old man, but that doesn’t make me worthless.”
“I held my crotch, closed my eyes and repeated my secret catechism.”
“After all, a homeless man has reason to cry, everything in the world is pointed against him.”