“It sounds so cheesy, even I don’t buy it. And it’s currently happening to me.”

“The next time you face something that is unexpected, unwanted and uncertain....consider that it just might be a gift.”

“See what I mean? Your confidence is so strong it’s obnoxious.”

“We both smile at the classic misunderstanding. It’s all so cliché-ridden, it’s embarrassing. I wish our story could have some more original twists and turns. Maybe one of us will turn into a vampire or something.”

“You’ll wear loads of face powder and rouge.”“They’ll itch.” She knew from experimenting with Cousin Augusta’s.“And you must use a false name.”“I’ll forget it. I know it.”He sighed. “You can’t afford to forget it.”“Then it must be Delilah,” she said. “It’s the only name I’ll be able to remember.”“Why Delilah?”“I don’t know. But I already know I won’t forget it.”

“What are you talking about? You’re like a professional boyfriend.”“Thanks. You make me sound like a gigolo.”

“New Rule #1 – Don't date women who paint. Arty-farty doesn't just equal freaky in the sack, it also equals nasty genius revenge. I don't like genius when it's happening to me.”