“Girls got sucked into Dean’s gravity like rogue meteors, only to go down in glorious flames.”
“There is no gravity. The earth sucks.”
“Life's a drag. There is no gravity. Earth Sucks!”
“Gravity doesn't exist, it's just that our planet sucks.”
“Better was it to go unknown and leave behind you an arch, then to burn like a meteor and leave no dust.”
“Did you see the look on that guy's face when he hit the ground? He was all like "Come here, defenceless little girl,' and then you were like 'BAM! Take that, suck-face! I've got superpowers!”