“A negro in the White House? Oh no! Some people thought we'd never set foot in the White House again since we built it!!!!”
“I know some first-class Negroes. I also know some second-rate white people.”
“Then I learnt of “white Christmas”, which again I found very peculiar since we always have a white Christmas at home for it never passes by without eating rice. That is our white Christmas.”
“What matters most is not who is sitting in the White House, but "who is sitting in" -- and who is marching outside the White House, pushing for change.”
“This is an old house. Among the oldest in the area, a white clapboard former farmhouse built in 1748. Fart on the porch and it rattles a floor board in the attic. -Dice (Swoon)”
“People say satire is dead. It's not dead; it's alive and living in the White House.”