“Think of excess fat as a collection of bad habits. Lose the fat-promoting habits, and you will lose the excess fat.”
“Milk = fat. Butter = fat. Cheese = fat. People who think these products can be low fat or fat free = fucking morons.”
“Time to go run the calories away, do away with all the numbers stalking you, throw out the bad habits and excess weight.”
“London is a bad habit one hates to lose.”
“Whenever you see the words "fat free" or "low-fat," think of the words "chemical shit storm.”
“Though this child came in with nothing but excess baby fat, chemical brain waves, and mother and son bodily toxins on his legs, he had a fate fit for a modern day demigod.”