“Hay smells different to lovers and horses. ”
“Paying alimony is like feeding hay to a dead horse.”
“There are two kind of people in the world: Those who smell horse and go 'pee-yew', and those who smell horse and go 'mmmmm'.”
“We rode the merry-go-round like a couple of lovers. We weren’t though; we were just two horse enthusiasts from two different worlds (I think she was from Mars).”
“And as he held his first true lover against him, feeling that familiar difference in their heights and smelling that wonderful cologne, part of him wanted to debate this break up until they both gave in and kept trying.But that wasn’t fair.”
“The white horse and the black one wheeled like lovers at a harvest dance, the riders throwing steel in place of kisses.”