“A smile to someone could make the difference between them going home and axe murdering their family or having a nice meal!”

“I'll take a Cheezy Burger and a shake full of smiles to go.”

“Don't live by my words, don't die by them, chew them slowly digest them, and smile if they give nourishment to your soul.”

“You ever notice if you call someones cell phone they won't answer but if you text them seconds later they will. "The Power of your Thumbs compels You!”

“When I took my poetry class in school. I read an e. e. cummings poem. I don’t mind eels except how they feels and maybe as meals. I knew there was hope for me.”

“I'm sucking on a cancer stick trying to think of something inspiring to say to help someone have a better life. That's "Irony".”

“I'm tired of the whole anti gun thing. Saying that Guns cause Murders is like saying Steering Wheels cause car wrecks”