“Don't live by my words, don't die by them, chew them slowly digest them, and smile if they give nourishment to your soul.”

“A smile to someone could make the difference between them going home and axe murdering their family or having a nice meal!”

“I've admired a lot of people in my life time and some of them were actually alive.”

“I've always wondered how much can you do for your fellow man if your hands are constantly stuck together in Prayers for them?”

“I told a perspective employer don't spend 50 Bucks looking up my back ground info on the net. Give me the 50 Bucks and I'll tell you myself.”

“I just tripped over a pair of shoes and almost fell down and broke my neck and no I wasn't wearing them.”

“You ever notice if you call someones cell phone they won't answer but if you text them seconds later they will. "The Power of your Thumbs compels You!”