“For Breakfast I like my coffee warm and cozy and my eggs funny side up.”

“Saying I don't take my meds because they make me feel funny. Is like cannibals saying they don't eat clowns because the taste funny”

“Three eggs two slices of toast a cup of coffee an episode of Mr. Ed. A Violin and a bowl of fruit what else does a man need?”

“My medication must be wearing off I'm starting to think my jokes are funny.”

“ I don't assign myself to the names of any religious or non religious groups I prefer my actions and beliefs to be manic or marvelous just like me”

“When my mind plays tricks on me I can deal. But when my mind plays tricks on my mind I can not tell what's real”

“I told a perspective employer don't spend 50 Bucks looking up my back ground info on the net. Give me the 50 Bucks and I'll tell you myself.”