“Hopefully one day wars will only be fought in movies and may the best producer win”

“Basically all the religions,sciences and powers of the world boil down to a simple truth. The Best Story Teller will win in the end!”

“I believe if I Piss God off one more time. I'll be eligible to win a free Bible”

“The best doctors are the ones that can get inside your head and fix something without making a hole.”

“Maybe we should Create a 'Happy God Day' and make it the one day of the year you can't kill each other.”

“Some poems are written great, some poems are written swell. But then there are poems that could win a prize in Hell.”

“Love is only A one syllable word but it's the most powerful one mankind's ever heard.”