“I admit that sometimes I pick on Religions. I do believe there is a need for Religion for some but also a need for free thoughts within it.”

“God forgive me for what I've done. God forgive me for what I will do, and forgive me for what I can't do because my religion won't let me.”

“I love Religion it's the cheapest place to buy Guilt, Fear,Sin and Doubt”

“When I finally applied logic to Religion that was when I quit paying after life insurance and quit going”

“I admit it in school I was an underachiever and it was so easy to do.”

“I believe if I Piss God off one more time. I'll be eligible to win a free Bible”

“Most Religions are Social Clubs with expensive Entertainment Cheap Wine and Stale Crackers”