“I hope to die with dignity and not be on my death bed pondering the afterlife wearing a diaper named Depends.”

“Before I die I'd love to see my name on the Famous Bi Polar list I'm not ashamed of my Illness I believe most of my talent comes from it.”

“Just to let you know I don't post my books and things on the net in hopes of being rich. The reason is. "I am a person with Bipolar Disorder" and they're are a lot of great minds on the "Famous Bipolar" list that died penniless. If I do the same it's no big deal but having a form of mental Illness I would love to get my name on the Bipolar list also one day. Preferably while I'm still living so I can make sure they spelled it right”

“If I could out run the Angel of Death I'd probably die from lack of breath!”

“I just tripped over a pair of shoes and almost fell down and broke my neck and no I wasn't wearing them.”

“My medication must be wearing off I'm starting to think my jokes are funny.”

“I'm fighting a long term disease it's called Death and I will have it until I take my last breath”