“If 2012 is the end of the world can I have a table for two at Ground Zero?”

“Basically all the religions,sciences and powers of the world boil down to a simple truth. The Best Story Teller will win in the end!”

“ I always see the light at the end of the tunnel before I enter the cave”

“I told a perspective employer don't spend 50 Bucks looking up my back ground info on the net. Give me the 50 Bucks and I'll tell you myself.”

“Because of my experience in Desert Storm I have permanent Insomnia but don't get me wrong I love sleep I can never get enough of it.”

“Mentally I can die, Emotionally I can cry, Physically I can sigh, Spirituality I can fly. If I just try.”

“I wonder if I'll meet one person that knows enough people that can get me recognized as a writer. Oh I already have he lives in my mirror.”