“If I could out run the Angel of Death I'd probably die from lack of breath!”

“Before I die I'd love to see my name on the Famous Bi Polar list I'm not ashamed of my Illness I believe most of my talent comes from it.”

“I'm fighting a long term disease it's called Death and I will have it until I take my last breath”

“I hope to die with dignity and not be on my death bed pondering the afterlife wearing a diaper named Depends.”

“Biology includes the study of the human death which began when you took your first breath”

“I was out of salt so I threw pepper over my left shoulder for luck and the poor guy behind me almost sneezed himself to death.”

“When the Mayan Calendar runs out there will be another day. Just like there was with Y2K.”