“If you have a warm and caring heart, you're loved ones will ensure you never depart. For long after you've turned that final page you'll still be right there on center stage.”

“When you depart I'll blow you a Kiss take it to the Loved ones I already Miss.”

“If you have more cavities than you have teeth you've led a 'Sweet' life.”

“When you try to cast doubt on the relationship of two true lovers.You'll find a bond that you'll never discover”

“I love to write rhymes that have that perfect jingle. You know what I'm saying when it makes your Heart tingle.”

“Just to let you know I don't post my books and things on the net in hopes of being rich. The reason is. "I am a person with Bipolar Disorder" and they're are a lot of great minds on the "Famous Bipolar" list that died penniless. If I do the same it's no big deal but having a form of mental Illness I would love to get my name on the Bipolar list also one day. Preferably while I'm still living so I can make sure they spelled it right”

“I was in a department store and the clerk came up to me and said "do you want to lay on the couch' I said "Where's your clip board?”