“If you like me 'Fine' if you hate me 'Fine' I'll write you out of my life. It's as simple as Over,Done Forgotten Gone”

“If there's a place for me in Hell I hope it's next to someone like you”

“I told a perspective employer don't spend 50 Bucks looking up my back ground info on the net. Give me the 50 Bucks and I'll tell you myself.”

“There's a fine line between deserving and just desserts.”

“God forgive me for what I've done. God forgive me for what I will do, and forgive me for what I can't do because my religion won't let me.”

“I was out of salt so I threw pepper over my left shoulder for luck and the poor guy behind me almost sneezed himself to death.”

“I've diagnosed myself and discovered I have a limited 'life span' you can do this to. Then live life to its fullest in everything you do!”