“I'm on a diet I plan to lose Guilt, Fear, Sin, and Doubt then I'll be confident enough to walk about.”

“I love Religion it's the cheapest place to buy Guilt, Fear,Sin and Doubt”

“I wonder if I'll meet one person that knows enough people that can get me recognized as a writer. Oh I already have he lives in my mirror.”

“I'd like to lose enough weight so that my bones creaked louder than the floor”

“I believe in 'Positives' not Negatives the only thing about Alcohol I'm Powerless over is those Damn Taxes”

“I believe if I Piss God off one more time. I'll be eligible to win a free Bible”

“When you depart I'll blow you a Kiss take it to the Loved ones I already Miss.”