“I'm sucking on a cancer stick trying to think of something inspiring to say to help someone have a better life. That's "Irony".”

“Existing sucks living is the ride of your life.”

“Trying to quit smoking I'm out and have decided the best way to quit is to simply not buy them. "I can't" generally means "I choose not to".”

“I have my welcome mat turned around backwards so when people leave they think they’re going to a better place.”

“I love to write rhymes that have that perfect jingle. You know what I'm saying when it makes your Heart tingle.”

“I'm not here to sell nor am I here to buy. I just hope my words can help you touch the sky.”

“I'm tired of the whole anti gun thing. Saying that Guns cause Murders is like saying Steering Wheels cause car wrecks”