“I'm tired of the whole anti gun thing. Saying that Guns cause Murders is like saying Steering Wheels cause car wrecks”
“If guns cause crime, all of mine are defective. ”
“I carry a gun cause a cop is too heavy.”
“Guns tell the truth. Guns never say, "I'm only kidding." War is ugly because the truth can be ugly and war is very sincere.”
“Because nothing says flattery like a gun to the head.”
“Is prayer your steering wheel or your spare tire?”