“I'm tired of the whole anti gun thing. Saying that Guns cause Murders is like saying Steering Wheels cause car wrecks”

“I'm sucking on a cancer stick trying to think of something inspiring to say to help someone have a better life. That's "Irony".”

“Saying I don't take my meds because they make me feel funny. Is like cannibals saying they don't eat clowns because the taste funny”

“I love to write rhymes that have that perfect jingle. You know what I'm saying when it makes your Heart tingle.”

“Lunar Eclipse doesn't that sound like a car you can only drive at night?”

“I have a question supposedly God has no father just wondering what is that term we use for a child with out a father? So I guess if I say "God is quite a creative Bastard" I'm correct.”

“A friend once said his father use to say "I don't want to be a millionaire I just want to live like one" if we could all be so lucky.”