“Lots of ways to have your steak "Well done, medium rare, rare, bloody or fetch me a club".”
“A brick could be used as a substitute for the steak my mother-in-law just cooked me. And I asked for medium rare. I wonder what well done would taste and chew like. ”
“Radio is called a medium because it is rare that anything is well done.”
“Television – a medium. So called because it is neither rare not well done. ”
“Television is often called a medium because it’s neither rare, nor well done.”
“Pure joy is rare. That’s why for every meal I eat a really bloody steak.”