“Most Religions are Social Clubs with expensive Entertainment Cheap Wine and Stale Crackers”

“A lot of religions are 'Social Clubs' with strange rules, expensive entertainment, cheap wine and stale crackers.”

“Lots of ways to have your steak "Well done, medium rare, rare, bloody or fetch me a club".”

“I admit that sometimes I pick on Religions. I do believe there is a need for Religion for some but also a need for free thoughts within it.”

“I love Religion it's the cheapest place to buy Guilt, Fear,Sin and Doubt”

“When I finally applied logic to Religion that was when I quit paying after life insurance and quit going”

“Basically all the religions,sciences and powers of the world boil down to a simple truth. The Best Story Teller will win in the end!”