“My medication must be wearing off I'm starting to think my jokes are funny.”

“For Breakfast I like my coffee warm and cozy and my eggs funny side up.”

“Saying I don't take my meds because they make me feel funny. Is like cannibals saying they don't eat clowns because the taste funny”

“I hope to die with dignity and not be on my death bed pondering the afterlife wearing a diaper named Depends.”

“I just tripped over a pair of shoes and almost fell down and broke my neck and no I wasn't wearing them.”

“Before I die I'd love to see my name on the Famous Bi Polar list I'm not ashamed of my Illness I believe most of my talent comes from it.”

“When I get to Heaven I just know I'm going to forget my toothbrush.”