“The Owl goes who, who, the Dove goes coo, coo, humans go you! You!”

“Biology includes the study of the human death which began when you took your first breath”

“Did you really look at the word Engaged, use to be first you go Steady then buy a ring then the woman was so happy that you became 'Engaged'.”

“Anger is a double edged sword and it generally cuts the one who yields it the deepest”

“When people tell me to go fly a kite I tell them to go dig a ditch. They say "why dig a ditch"? I say because I want to be closer to Heaven than you.”

“You ever notice if you call someones cell phone they won't answer but if you text them seconds later they will. "The Power of your Thumbs compels You!”

“Believe what you believe and it will be, believe what others believe and they will consume you!”