“The way you separate Reality from Imagination is the number of bandages you have to use.”

“Substance of your belief has nothing to do with the size of the book you use or how often you open it.”

“Did you really look at the word Engaged, use to be first you go Steady then buy a ring then the woman was so happy that you became 'Engaged'.”

“Nothing smells worse than a mans restroom in a bar, well that's what the lady told me when I called her number from the wall.”

“Some one asked me today to explain "Soul Mates" I said "Well if all the energy was created at the same time as they say. Then all souls and spirits and such would be the same age. The only way you could say then if your a so called Old Soul, it would mean you have played the game more than others. Then some where along the way the person your attracted to was there with you one or many times playing the game also. Yet the experiences you shared could of been in many different life applications, not just Lovers.”

“A vivid Imagination is awesome a Manic Imagination is a curse.”

“Reality is in the mind of the eye.”