“Three eggs two slices of toast a cup of coffee an episode of Mr. Ed. A Violin and a bowl of fruit what else does a man need?”

“For Breakfast I like my coffee warm and cozy and my eggs funny side up.”

“The greatest communication barrier known to man is the lack of the common core of experience "When’s the last time you had a Manic Episode Doctor"?”

“I'll have a cup full of Happiness and a pocket full of Rainbows to go.”

“I admit I have Mental Illness so please no more 'Fruit Cakes' for Christmas Please”

“I've got to that point in life when there's very few thrills and lots of pills seems we all end up this way. As we wait for our final day. But there's one thing about the pills I take. My manic episodes have taken a break”

“Nothing smells worse than a mans restroom in a bar, well that's what the lady told me when I called her number from the wall.”