“When I finally applied logic to Religion that was when I quit paying after life insurance and quit going”

“Trying to quit smoking I'm out and have decided the best way to quit is to simply not buy them. "I can't" generally means "I choose not to".”

“When I get to Heaven I just know I'm going to forget my toothbrush.”

“I have a question supposedly God has no father just wondering what is that term we use for a child with out a father? So I guess if I say "God is quite a creative Bastard" I'm correct.”

“I've got to that point in life when there's very few thrills and lots of pills seems we all end up this way. As we wait for our final day. But there's one thing about the pills I take. My manic episodes have taken a break”

“When people tell me to go fly a kite I tell them to go dig a ditch. They say "why dig a ditch"? I say because I want to be closer to Heaven than you.”

“I admit that sometimes I pick on Religions. I do believe there is a need for Religion for some but also a need for free thoughts within it.”