“When I went to school every teacher had a BOARD of education.”
“My education was dismal. I went to a series of schools for mentally disturbed teachers.”
“I had a terrible education. I attended a school for emotionally disturbed teachers.”
“God. How would I cope if I went to jail? I'd never even been to boarding school.”
“It wasn't all that different from any particularly demanding boarding school, except that of course nobody ever went home for the holidays and we had a lot of brain surgery.”
“Going to school is not the same as going shopping. Parents should not be burdened with locating a suitable school for their child. They should be able to take their child to the neighborhood public school as a matter of course and expect that it has well-educated teachers and a sound educational program.”