“When I went to school every teacher had a BOARD of education.”

“When I took my poetry class in school. I read an e. e. cummings poem. I don’t mind eels except how they feels and maybe as meals. I knew there was hope for me.”

“I was in a department store and the clerk came up to me and said "do you want to lay on the couch' I said "Where's your clip board?”

“I love belief it can move the pallet on a Ouija board or put a man into space. The problem that we have is the wrong beliefs we can't erase.”

“I admit it in school I was an underachiever and it was so easy to do.”

“If I wouldn't of spent so much time shooting spit wads at my English teacher I'd know how to punctuate good thing I normally write poetry.”

“A person that has more intelligence than education always makes his own grade!”