“When the Mayan Calendar runs out there will be another day. Just like there was with Y2K.”

“If I could out run the Angel of Death I'd probably die from lack of breath!”

“I like Kindness it's something the Government can't tax and it's free to give away that will return to you some day”

“When I get to Heaven I just know I'm going to forget my toothbrush.”

“I've been playing the game of life for over 52 years now and I don't feel one day younger or older than I am. Maybe its I just don't feel”

“Jumping out of a perfectly good air plane is like driving through life without a good set of brakes.”

“I never see the color of a person. I never notice the color of their eyes. But the thing that always gets my attention. Is when the spout out lies”