“When you depart I'll blow you a Kiss take it to the Loved ones I already Miss.”

“If you have a warm and caring heart, you're loved ones will ensure you never depart. For long after you've turned that final page you'll still be right there on center stage.”

“I wonder if I'll meet one person that knows enough people that can get me recognized as a writer. Oh I already have he lives in my mirror.”

“I was in a department store and the clerk came up to me and said "do you want to lay on the couch' I said "Where's your clip board?”

“I'll take a Cheezy Burger and a shake full of smiles to go.”

“I believe if I Piss God off one more time. I'll be eligible to win a free Bible”

“I love to write rhymes that have that perfect jingle. You know what I'm saying when it makes your Heart tingle.”