“We’re wasting time here. I’ve got a sweet ass to paddle. Some legs to spread…”
“I’ve got to hit the bottom of this weird-ass rabbit hole anytime now, right?”
“Some women will spread a lie faster and wider than they’d spread their legs. These women are worse than whores. These women are politicians.”
“Maybe he’s right,’ she says, meaning the guy on the screen. ‘Maybe we do all exist in some alternative universe and we’re living in other times and places at the same time as we’re living here”
“I've spread my legs in the backseat in a creative sense quite a few times.”
“Come on, Jenks,” he said, moving him into the hallway. “I’ve got some clothes you can put on. Falling down is a lot more comfortable when you have something between your ass and the carpet.”