“Destiny cutsthe cake of love,Three slices to some,To others, a crumb.”

“A slice of cake never made anyone fat. You don't eat the whole cake. You don't eat a cake every day of your life. You take the cake when it is offered because the cake is delicious. You have a slice of cake and what it reminds you of is someplace that's safe, uncomplicated, without stress. A cake is a party, a birthday, a wedding. A cake is what is served on the happiest days of your life.”

“Chloe, are you in the bathroom fucking that nice slice of man cake?”

“He looked about as inconspicuous as a tarantula on a slice of angel food cake.”

“I thought Bones looked like a little slice of heaven, but you're the whole cake, aren't you, sugar?”

“On Saturday, he ate through one piece of chocolate cake, one ice-cream cone, one pickle, one slice of Swiss cheese, one slice of salami, one lollipop, one piece of cherry pie, one sausage, one cupcake, and one slice of watermelonThat night he had a stomach ache.”