“If you find yourself in a fair fight, your tactics suck.”
“Shutup, lapdog, this isn’t your fight, either.Boy, you better counsel that tongue before you find yourself without it.”
“The world is only as fair as you can make it. Takes a lot of fight. A lot of fight. But if you stay in here, in your little cave, that's one less fighter on the side of fair.”
“If you must love your neighbor as yourself, it is at least as fair to love yourself as your neighbor.”
“Fairness is not among the laws of the universe. This means, if someone runs over your foot in a car and they don't stop , that's just too bad and it totally sucks and you better bust your ass to get yourself to the hospital right now so they can save the foot.”
“In short, if you should find yourself in a fight against a vampire, you are really right and proper fucked.”