“Perhaps I am even envious of Stendhal? He robbed me of the best atheist joke which precisely I could have made: 'God's only excuse is that he does not exist'...I myself have said somewhere: what hitherto been the greatest objection to existence? God...”
“If God exists, I hope he has a good excuse.”
“If God does exist - He is not very good at religion.”
“Even if God exists, does He know that you do?”
“The proofs that God does not exist are very strong, but in lots of people they are not as strong as the feeling that He does.”