“Having a syndicated comic strip is a great platform for ripping on expressions you hate.”
“Man, I put myself in a lot of comic strips. Something's wrong with my sense of self.”
“Is this the part where you start tearing off strips of your shirt to bind my wounds?""If you wanted me to rip my clothes off, you should have just asked.”
“If you want to love, express hate. If you want to hate, express love.”
“I hope some historian will confirm that I was the first cartoonist to use the word 'booger' in a newspaper comic strip.”
“I always rip out the last page of a book, then it doesn't have to end. I hate endings.”