“When you can't draw chameleons and you can't draw blenders, it's a bad idea to write strips where chameleons become blenders.”

“Where's the fun in playing with knives if you can't draw a little blood?”

“Waiters are the help, dear. It's like falling in love with a blender!”

“‎What color is a chameleon placed on a mirror?...The chameleon responding to its own shifting image is an apt analog of the human world of fashion. Taken as a whole, what are fads but the response of a hive mind to its own reflection?In a 21st-century society wired into instantaneous networks, marketing is the mirror; the collective consumer is the chameleon.”

“If an overgrown child draws something on a piece of paper, you can't ask the paper what the drawing is supposed to represent.”

“I wear clothing made out of green screen material, because then I can go chameleon when I edit the photo. And chameleon is better than commando.”